Ok, so the title of this segment may need a bit of work.
Its been suggested that I publish a gossip column, and as a regular reader of "hot magazine" I thought I was just the person to this...
My main* source of information was NME's "Daily Gossip" sections.
Amy Winehouse has told reporters not to mention hubby Blake Fielder-Civil's name (Daily Star).
Sorry who?
Keane are ditching the UK to concentrate on the US because they are sick of being labelled posh. (Daily Star).
Posh/Boring/Mediocre... Anyway, Americans have lower standards. FACT (probably).
The Enemy singer Tom Clarke has denied that the band's new album title - 'Music For The People' - is pretentious, calling it "humble" (Daily Record).
Sorry Tom Clarke, I’m afraid it does sound very pretentious. But that doesn’t diminish the quality of the music –you managed to do that all by yourself**
Eels frontman E says his beard inspired his new album 'Hombre Lobo'(Daily Star).
This one speaks for itself
Lily Allen has been outed as a secret member of Atomic Kitten. The singer made her hush-hush debut with the band after she was brought in to replace Natasha Hamilton on the lead track from 2001 football film'Mike Bassett: England Manager', which is directed by Allen's dad Keith. Allegedly, the Scouse pop band's original vocals weren't strong enough on the track, so Allen was brought in as a secret replacement (The Sun).
She's like a sexy version of that "slightly larger" chinese girl who sang at the olympics...
Amy Winehouse has warned her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield against duetting with Pete Doherty (Daily Mirror).
A sensible suggestion, and whilst we’re on the subject, Pete Doherty has been told he’s allergic to cats and has to get rid of his feline friends for health reasons. I would have been more concerned about the A-class drugs in his system, but maybe it’s just his way of coping with allergies. A drugs councillor might say something like "Find the route to cure the symptom"
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